05/11/2011 07:31
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an...
04/11/2011 18:41
Q) What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
A) Gifted.
Q) You are in a room with a Cobra,Tiger,Bear and Arsenal fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you shoot?
A) Shoot the Arsenal fan. Twice.
The 7 Dwarfs are down a mine when there is a cave in. Snow White...