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Funny Random Jokes!

05/11/2011 07:31
  It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an...

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Funny Footy Jokes!

04/11/2011 18:41
Q) What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain? A) Gifted. Q) You are in a room with a Cobra,Tiger,Bear and Arsenal fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you shoot? A) Shoot the Arsenal fan. Twice. The 7 Dwarfs are down a mine when there is a cave in. Snow White...

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Poll

What is your fave joke?

A footy one?
26%
12

A random one?
17%
8

A insulting one?
21%
10

A amazing one?
17%
8

Or I don't care?
19%
9

Total votes: 47